I work as a) a gigolo but it has
been pretty slow for over a decade. B) wholesale footwear and
clothing business. I live in a) a big shoe with Mrs
Hubbard in a kind-of Toy Boy arrangement. b) a house at Camp
Hill, have lived in Brisbane since that guy smacked me
on the ass and made me cry and joined the Pat Carroll
running group in a) a moment of complete insanity. b)
March “04, c) all of the above.
My favourite restaurant is a)
anywhere that serves Brussell Sprouts and Tofu. B) Bedi’s
Indian Restaurant—South Melbourne.
My earliest childhood memory is a)
completing a perfect piano rendition of Beethoven’s No.5
symphony at age 4. b)being in trouble for eating the dead
moths that collect behind the curtains (but that was weeks ago
now).
Getting caught coming out of an adult
shop by your parents really sucks.
My favourite movie is a) Police
Academy 6 b) The Shawshank Redemption.
Brisbane City is just north of the
gold Coast because I looked on a map.
My regular holiday destination is a)
Ipswich b)Port Douglas.
If money was no option I would a)
run Forest Gump style across America for 10 years b) buy an
island in the Bahamas and invite my closest 50 female
friends(or strangers) for month long pool parties.
It frustrates me when every time I
need to pass wind when running, there are always lots of
females around.
I have been involved in running since
2002 and my most memorable running experience is the runs
I did in 2001. None!
I enjoy distance running because it
makes me appreciate lying on the couch.
My favourite run is a) running away
from the cops after committing a break and enter b) byron
bay---along the beach, around watego’s, up to the lighthouse
and back, then to dinner with no guilt.
Motivation is something a)that
others seem to have plenty of b) that will go away if you
ignore it.
Injuries are a) pain disguised as
worse pain b) natures way of saying “take it easy”.
Turning gay was a turning point in my
life because I realised the guy I have been sleeping with
for the past 6 years had been lying when he said that he was
just checking my temperature.
The Pat Carroll running group is
getting larger despite Pat’s reputation (see next question).
I prefer running in the nude because
all the elite runners do it and I hope that it will rub off.
(their performance that is).
Running is difficult (nothing more
to say here).
The best advice Wayne Carey ever
gave me was to treat other peoples wives as you would
treat your own.
Kim Beazley inspires me to keep
running. I will probably regret writing these silly
comments but conforming has never been my strong point.
